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Eric Cartman
Identity: fat boi
Background: Cartman is a big bully. He's fat (but tries to deny it) and hates everyone except himself. Respect his authoritah! He hates it when you call him fat, and he loves Kyle suffering. In a nutshell, he is just a fat D-bag. Expect an "AYE!" and an insult when you call him fat, Attack him, and he'll just cry like a baby, calling for mom, but no one will actually help him. Easy way to make him cry: say he has no dad. It's the truth.